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Beastly Outrageous Nora Grunts [BONG]
Rank: Unranked
Affiliation: Protectorate
Motto: A W E S O M E !

Guild Summary
We are a guild of the most beastly grunting soldiers. Join us in our conquest we are friendly :)
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Ricky, where are you???

Drums of War
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Vikings!!

Posted by DarkJello @ Apr 4, 2014 2:25:52 AM   (PUBLIC)

Medieval Pick Up Line
You should be glad I`m not a Viking. You would have been ravaged and plundered by now.


http://thyra10.wordpress.com/2012/06/28/more-viking-jokes/



Spider and the Fly

Posted by DarkJello @ Mar 18, 2014 2:11:52 AM   (PUBLIC)

Up jumped the cunning Spider,
and fiercely held her fast.
He dragged her up his winding stair into his dismal den,
Within his little parlor--
but she ne'er come out again!

And now, dear little children,
who may this story read,
To idle, silly, flattering words
I pray you ne'er give heed;

Unto an evil counselor,
close heart and ear and eye,
And take a lesson from this tale,
of the Spider and the Fly.

R.I.P.

Also, you are all super awesome. Please send me money. For every dollar I receive, I will return 2.00... honest. [winks]



Bienvenido

Posted by DarkJello @ Mar 9, 2014 7:05:57 AM   (PUBLIC)

Welcome, welcome, and... welcome. Boys and girls, gamers and uber gamers, ladies and gents. U made it. +1 to all. [big smile]






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